Yooch Forelli
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Titan’s Lament (Video Parody)
The long awaited music video is finally here! Don’t worry, I’m sure I will get back to writing soon. In the meantime, please enjoy this parody video produced by the excellent Pietro Vitale.
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Titan’s Lament (Recording!)
Perhaps some of you remember Titan’s Lament. Well please now enjoy this recording voiced by the generous Pietro Vitale. Please only use with permission.
A Daring New Fit
Cara was in Black Rise again, looking for targets. Over the last few weeks she had received several nasty form letters from CONCORD, advising her to stop shooting the locals, but she wasn’t about to heel to those pretentious phonies. Jumping through the … Continue reading
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Pietro Saves the Day
Pietro was not a skilled combat pilot like the Forelli cousins. Since his early days at the academy he had idolized them. Cara was several years older, and to Pietro’s knowledge, unaware of his existence. Yooch had always been kinder, answering his … Continue reading
Justice and the Whale
Yooch had been scanning for hours. He had mapped out several wormhole chains, carefully scanning each system and saving the location of any wormhole he found. It was fruitless. Each system was emptier than the last; each deserted starbase mocked his efforts. … Continue reading
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Ensign Yooch Springs a Trap
It was his first solo roam since joining Sky Syndicate. Yooch hadn’t scanned much of late and was feeling rusty. However it felt good to get out on his own in search of miscreants and he quickly slipped back into … Continue reading
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Titan’s Lament
This was a Titan,I’m making a note here, huge success.It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction. Nullsec AllianceWe drop what we must,because we can.For the good of all of us,Except the ones in the dreads. But there’s no sense crying over … Continue reading
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He Promised A Carrier Kill
It all began a week earlier as he wandered the depths of unknown space in his trusty stealth bomber Classy Party VII. He was light years away from civilization and cut off from his new corporation, but Yooch didn’t mind. It … Continue reading
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Ensign ‘The Bard’ Yooch (meta 1)
So we all know I don’t have much of a way with words, but I recently joined an Eve poetry parody contest. We’ll see if I get disqualified or not for my “poem”. Here’s my submission: I want to … Continue reading
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sycthe
Ensign Yooch was pretty doped up on boosters. He had recently had his wisdom teeth out, and was taking four different IRL (inconsistent relief lozenge) pills to dull the effects. He really shouldn’t have been flying in this state, but … Continue reading
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Ensign Yooch, Reporting For Duty 