Yooch Forelli
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Justice and the Whale
Yooch had been scanning for hours. He had mapped out several wormhole chains, carefully scanning each system and saving the location of any wormhole he found. It was fruitless. Each system was emptier than the last; each deserted starbase mocked his efforts. … Continue reading
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sycthe
Ensign Yooch was pretty doped up on boosters. He had recently had his wisdom teeth out, and was taking four different IRL (inconsistent relief lozenge) pills to dull the effects. He really shouldn’t have been flying in this state, but … Continue reading
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Ensign Yooch Goes to Market
I love to program. I love EVE. How can I use these facts to waste an entire weekend? I decided to create a market analysis tool in Matlab. I started by toying with Eve-Central APIs and eventually figured out how … Continue reading
Yo, Ho, Ho, And a Bottle of….RUN!
Ensign Yooch was in a grumpy mood. Some recent IRL (interstellar relativistic logistics) training had left him jet-lagged and out-of-sync with his regular schedule. Judging from the memos he found, he had slept straight through some exciting activity outside the … Continue reading
Making Sense of the Overview Window
Have you ever wondered what kind of black magic is going on in that overview pack you downloaded for EvE Online? Given up on customizing it when everything you do seems to mess it up? Well there are just a … Continue reading
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Tagged Eve, Eve Online, Eve Overview, Overview, Overview Settings, Yooch
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Free Willy
I’ve decided not to write in character on every post, since it would be very limiting. Fear not though, I will flip back and forth depending on how I feel, (or how Ensign Yooch is feeling). Since I’m such a … Continue reading
Duck Hunting
It had already been a long day for Ensign Yooch Forelli. He had spent the last few hours piloting a giant magnet with wings, sifting through the debris left by his corp-mates as they drunkenly battled against the mysterious sleeper … Continue reading
Ensign Yooch, Reporting For Duty 