Yooch Forelli
Tag Archives: Eve Online
Titan’s Lament (Recording!)
Perhaps some of you remember Titan’s Lament. Well please now enjoy this recording voiced by the generous Pietro Vitale. Please only use with permission.
Pietro Saves the Day
Pietro was not a skilled combat pilot like the Forelli cousins. Since his early days at the academy he had idolized them. Cara was several years older, and to Pietro’s knowledge, unaware of his existence. Yooch had always been kinder, answering his … Continue reading
Justice and the Whale
Yooch had been scanning for hours. He had mapped out several wormhole chains, carefully scanning each system and saving the location of any wormhole he found. It was fruitless. Each system was emptier than the last; each deserted starbase mocked his efforts. … Continue reading
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Tagged Ensign Yooch, Eve, Eve Online, Exploration, Nemesis, Orca, PvP, Stealth Bomber, Wormhole, Yooch
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Ensign Yooch Springs a Trap
It was his first solo roam since joining Sky Syndicate. Yooch hadn’t scanned much of late and was feeling rusty. However it felt good to get out on his own in search of miscreants and he quickly slipped back into … Continue reading
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Tagged Bomber, Ensign Yooch, Eve, Eve Online, Nemesis, Oracle, PvP, Wormhole
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Yooch Brings Home The (Deadspace) Bacon
Ensign Yooch drifted idly. He had spent the last few hours scanning out wormhole systems, looking for a connection to high-security space. Darkstorm Corporation had businesses to attend to in null-security and needed a reliable route to the market in … Continue reading
Posted in Daily Happenings, Ensign Yooch
Tagged Bomber, Ensign Yooch, Eve, Eve Online, Golem, Marauder, Nemesis, Wormhole
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sycthe
Ensign Yooch was pretty doped up on boosters. He had recently had his wisdom teeth out, and was taking four different IRL (inconsistent relief lozenge) pills to dull the effects. He really shouldn’t have been flying in this state, but … Continue reading
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Tagged Eve, Eve Online, Exploration, Forelli, Scanning, Scythe, Wormhole, Yooch
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Ensign Yooch Lays Down The Law
Yooch spent a lot of time admiring his new Helios. He had worked hard to learn how to fly it and had spent the last few days zipping around between the stars, completely hidden by its state-of-the-art cloaking device, so … Continue reading
Ensign Yooch Goes to Market
I love to program. I love EVE. How can I use these facts to waste an entire weekend? I decided to create a market analysis tool in Matlab. I started by toying with Eve-Central APIs and eventually figured out how … Continue reading
Yo, Ho, Ho, And a Bottle of….RUN!
Ensign Yooch was in a grumpy mood. Some recent IRL (interstellar relativistic logistics) training had left him jet-lagged and out-of-sync with his regular schedule. Judging from the memos he found, he had slept straight through some exciting activity outside the … Continue reading
Making Sense of the Overview Window
Have you ever wondered what kind of black magic is going on in that overview pack you downloaded for EvE Online? Given up on customizing it when everything you do seems to mess it up? Well there are just a … Continue reading
Posted in Tutorials
Tagged Eve, Eve Online, Eve Overview, Overview, Overview Settings, Yooch
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Ensign Yooch, Reporting For Duty 